HetaOni Parody of Nightmares"You cannot easily set foot into that "mysterious mansion" in your town. Because if you anger its former occupant, you will not get away lightly..."Hey Italy, don't you cry, everything's all right.We'll get out, just you wait, so please keep on fighting.I've watched them die again each time, I couldn't do a thing.How come the key is not there? What have I done wrong?Somewhere the Thing lies in wait for all of us,I keep failing everyone; we can't escape from here.Sleep destroys my mind, memories fade awayThey all slide, back of my mind; who are you again?Too many loops crowd my head, everything falls away.How much more must I turn back time? When will we escape?Somewhere the Thing lies in wait for all of us,I keep failing everyone; we can't escape from here.Somewhere the Thing lies in wait for all of us,I keep failing everyone; we can't escape from here.
World Plays Go Fish"Dude, England, do you have any twos?""No, America, I don't. Go fish. Italy, do you have any nines?""No, veh~ Go fish."It was the lunch break of another World Conference. To pass the time, the Axis and Allies of World War 2 were playing a friendly game of Go Fish."Russia, are you peeking my cards again, aru?!""Da, I am. Your hand sucks, by the way.""France, that better not be your hand I'm feeling on my thigh right now! Oh, never mind, it's just Flying Mint Bunny.""Talking to imaginary friends again, England?""Shut up, frog!"
Well, they were playing Go Fish. The "friendly" part was debatable."Will you all shut up and focus on the game?!" Germany snapped in frustration. "Italy, it's your turn!""Veh~ Japan, do you have any threes?""Yes, Italy-kun, I do," Japan replied, handing the card over to Italy.Setting down the pair, Italy looked at his remaining card with a grin. "Uno!""Italy, we are playing Go Fish. And how the heck are you winning?!"It was true.
Hospital Emergency"Aaya-san, Haa-san, it hurts
," Shigure mumbled from his position on the gurney."Well, now you know why people don't throw bricks at each other," Hatori responded, mustering up the last of his patience."I'm sorry, Gure-san!" Ayame apologized yet again. "I didn't mean to hit you!"Hatori wondered how he got himself into these messes.It had started out as a normal enough day, really. He'd done his job as the personal Sohma family doctor, read a couple novels due back to the library soon, and gotten prank-called by Shigure and Ayame at least thirty times.And then Ayame had called saying Shigure needed to go to the ER.Apparently, Ayame and Shigure had gotten bored of prank-calls, so they'd decided to switch to a different activity: DodgeBrick. The premise of the game was to hurl bricks at each other, while attempting to dodge them.Well, needless to say, Shigure hadn't been so lucky during one of the tosses, and had effectively been nailed in the side of the head.This was why th